🐢💬 **Chomps the Turtle Unisex Tee – Bayou Krewe Classic T-Shirt**
If you’ve ever muttered “bless it” under your breath while sipping sweet tea, Chomps might be your spirit animal. This unisex tee features the side-eye legend himself — embroidered with his signature grump and a whole lot of bayou attitude.
Comfy, casual, and just a little bit cranky — it’s everything a good Southern tee should be.
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🎉 Who is Chomps? Chomps is the no-nonsense turtle of the Bayou Krewe. With his shell sunning in the swamp and his mason jar of sweet tea in hand, he’s always ready to help… just not before his nap. Grumbly but loyal, he brings honesty, wisdom, and sass in equal measure.
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🧵 Product Features: - Classic unisex fit – relaxed and flattering - Soft cotton blend – breathable and easy to wear - Available in multiple sizes and colors - Printed-to-order with eco-conscious care - Original Bayou Krewe character artwork
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📌 Great For: - Porch sitters - Lovers of sarcasm & sweet tea - Matching family “Krewe” outfits - NOLA locals and fans of Southern humor
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👉 Let Chomps do the talking — just don’t expect him to smile about it.
